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If you're new to Cornwall or are one of the thousands of tourists who visit our beautiful Duchy every year, then be warned. Please call us handsome sorry, 'andsome and intelligent, please pray at the altar of our pasties, please praise our beautiful beaches and harbours.
However, to ensure your stay in Kernow doesn't end up with a pint of Doombar over your head, there are certain things you'd be wise to keep quiet about. You can get away with it in St Mawes, though, where every single home is owned by a hedge fund manager I jest … or do I? You may love the cream first on your scone but that means you should be in Devon and not Cornwall.
This is likely to be asked of you in the posher parts of Cornwall. A waitress actually said this to me in Carbis Bay this summer. How very dare you. It happens more and more now parts of Cornwall have turned into Shoreditch by the sea.
Enough to make the blood boil and said far too often and sadly by Cornish folk too. Just look out the window at the sea, beaches, moors, historic towns and if you need culture Cornwall has some of the greatest music and theatre in the world.
It gives us Cornish our own unique identity. More and more people are learning and speaking it.
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Even popular songstress Gwenno released an entire space age album in the Cornish language. Cornwall voted by Yes, there are daily snarl-ups and we deserve better but just remember what it used to be like. I have never met a Cornish person who has admitted voting Tory yet all six of our constituencies are blue.
Will they still be after the next General Election? You mean sitting on a beach staring at the stars isn't good enough for you? Decided to go out at night in Cornwall and want a taxi home to the next town? Prepare to re-mortgage your second home. It's a bleddy Duchy not a bleddy county.
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In fact, it's a bleddy country. We marched on bleddy London and nearly started a bleddy revolution.
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Students are sent home from Cornwall school following pupil protest Education 'A very small minority of pupils took the protest as a to involve themselves in some low-level anti-social behaviour'. Council Cabinet member says ed-up health and social care services will improve lives Cornwall Council Andy Virr, the new Cornwall Council Cabinet member for adults and public health, set out his hopes for a new Integrated Care System after meeting health secretary Matt Hancock.
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Man left devastated by murder of young victim took his own life Courts James Murchison treated murdered Damien Bendelow 'like a son' and took him under his wing. Restaurant owner slams no show bookings after turning away walk ins Food Debbi Brooker, who owns The Kitchen in Polperro, believes visitors are making multiple bookings and then deciding on the night where to eat without cancelling the others.
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